I didn't really expect any better me and the wife have been gearing up all week to head off to Blackpool and the mother in law has kept a low profile ....until today the eve of the trip and now she has gone in to ****** mode with a million tasks for the wife and only a small window of time to do everything in ,me saying that she is vindictive and intends to make the few hours before we go away miserable I would never say that..... oops wait I just have I don't understand, some people are just not happy unless everybody around them is totally miserable but hey ho I digress.
Yes I endured many death threats because of the last blog but I'm sorry the need for fresh material for the next book( and at just over 3000 words i think its a pleasant little ditty) outweighed all the abuse thrown my way the worst abuse came from the wife and it got worse when I said she could read all that I had wrote, but i wasn't to be swayed, work came back to bite me in the ass with a vengeance and to be honest (me with my reputation) i have been too worn out with that to do any writing at all but hopefully with the coming weekend I hope to have a number of witty tales to put down onto paper so to speak, there was even the possibility of the return of the dashing blonde pirate but for that you will have to wait for with baited breath.
I have done a number of good deeds for people this week and it still feels like i have crapped in somebody's teapot i really must have been Attila the Hun in a previous life because no matter how much I help people the shit just rains down from above will it beat me of course not but for once just once a little bit of good luck would be beneficial lottery win full head of hair wake up and weigh 11 stone once again would be nice.....actually I don't think I could arsed with all the hassle that comes with hair these days..... any hoo enough for now I am alive and well and have many cunning plots ahead of me so until next time TOODLES !
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